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PostSubject: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:48 pm

So, here's how it goes.

1: There was a
2: house on a
3 bridge that had
2 very bad damage
1 which meant that
2 the house could
1 fall at any
3 minute. The house


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He jumped up and almost killed himself due to the large, lurking drop he didn’t see because his glasses weren’t on. So the guy paused for a sandwich which was by his glasses. So he picked up his phone to check that the time was still set on what he had set it, which made no sense due to the fact that he had broken his watch earlier by falling down and landing on his pet ninja beaver because he’s gay. A man appears with a giant hunchback which makes slurping noises with the rain that seems to correspond with what the ladies want and also with deadly finger puppets with knives and forks because they didn’t have any spoons to eat their strangely oversized puddi with. Suddenly, Jews! Hitler struck a match then the Jews overpowered the sun, forming the opposition with all the elegance that surrounds the giant robot standing right outside the galaxy, holding the key to all secrets of forgotten languages, cities and recipes.

What we discovered was not what we wanted, instead it was a lot more. On that day, the human race reached a whole new level of fail by doing nothing about the giant wet, throbbing space octopus that swallowed the space time continuum whilst fapping to pictures of Stephen Fry. Zack went onto the top of Old Smokey and shouted about his pet dog, who had previously decided to study the jizz in Zap’s long, flowing, Golden Hair, which surprisingly was made of mutilated organs found under a rock. A crab flew out launching at the moon where the obscured tree was playing darts with his neighbour who was having an epileptic event and drinking tea at the exact moment of destruction when kitties did what no kitty had eaten yet which was his lunch for it was nothing more than a sandwich.

Besides, he already ate lunch yesterday and didn’t want to do so without first consulting the local rapist who had the insane pointing beaver locked in his cage because it is tricky to open. It’s got too many bolts to even be opened at all. Miraculously, several hunters ate same cake that tasted like bananas. Then they fell off the tower of doom and liked collecting pizza for a mysterious hooded man who called himself Carl Sagan the third fire eater. Carl had forgotten how everything started. Then the turtle in his wisdom decided against the league of nations to rebel for release of president Chuck Norris who likes to kick other mortals to the other dimension, in which requires numerous amounts of Dehydrogenate Monoxide to be able to make cake. His wife decided it was time and money that conquered the nation and left it to the vultures who wore monocles and played scrabble.

Then they ate large quantities of various meals that tasted vaguely similar to rancid, rotten Welsh people. Then, the gerbil king decided the time a rock fell that the people should wear orange and become astronauts! The space cadets like to do press ups on the many bars and taverns in the surrounding area. Sword in hand he rushed towards the moon. FOR NARNIA! He yelled. And the trees ate beavers, ironically. The forest started a new trend. Further into the future a Tangela grew arms and went on a most epic voyage to the unknown district of Kentucky. Immediately, disaster struck when the tower took off skyward and broke a glowing bottle of trapped souls of all of the people with large gallbladders which could shoot milk from their small intestine and set it ablaze with a flaming ball of fire.

Anyway, the reason I’m telling this never ending senseless story is I HATE SAURKRAUT. THAT’S RIGHT, I HAVE CAPS LOCK ENABLED. MY LOATHING FOR LOWER CASE LETTERS IS PURPLE WITH ORANGE SPRINKLES ON TOP. But other times, they wear hats. Hats that contain three red boomerangs and curly fries. “Okay, Post again.” Said Jamie and Zap went off with a bag filled with cheese covered ants. Initially, the bag was filled with plain small crackers with sprinkles of goodness stuck underneath them. But after review it actually contained a Japanese Earthquake. Too soon, said the old man at this tasteless comment of his. The piano was

Ok. I'll start.

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:50 pm

and almost killed


Yeah, that's right. MURDER.
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:51 pm

himself due to

Yeah, that's right. SUICIDE.


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:57 pm

the large, lurking
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:00 pm

Drop he didn't


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:01 pm

see because his
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:03 pm

glasses weren't on.

SECOND SENTENCE!


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:05 pm

So the guy
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:06 pm

paused for a


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:07 pm

sandwich which was
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:09 pm

By his glasses.


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:10 pm

So he picked
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:11 pm

up his phone
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:13 pm

the time was
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:16 pm

still set on
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:17 pm

what he had


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:17 pm

set it, which
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:22 pm

fact that he
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:23 pm

had broken his
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:26 pm

watch earlier by
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:30 pm

falling down and
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words Story   Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:31 pm

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